His pointer finger circled my puckered love cave. “Are you ready for this?” he mewled, smirking at me like a mother hamster about to eat her three-legged young.

50 Shades of Grey (via kaley)

People are aroused by this?

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Has the author actually ever had sex?

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yes she has two kids lmao oh my god

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